Saturday, November 5, 2016

Halloween Jokes 2016

Q: What school subject is a favorite for witches?

Q: What did the skeleton order in the restaurant?
A: Spare Ribs.

Q: Why do vampires go to caves?
A: Oh, just to hang out.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His ghoul friend,

Q: Why didn’t angry witch like to ride her broom?
A: She was afraid she might FLY OFF THE HANDLE.

Q: What kind of monsters have two heads?
A: Two headed monsters.

Q: What kind of street did the zombie live on?
A: A dead end.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie?

Q: Why did the policeman five the ghost a ticket?
A: He didn’t have a haunting licence.

Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all WOUND UP.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had not body to go with…

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them.

Q:Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
A: Because it was a stake sandwich.

Q: Why do ghosts make good cheer leaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.

Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat his desert?
A: He was already stuffed.

Q: Where do mummies like to go for a swim?
A: The dead sea.

Q: Why did the twin witches always confuse people?
A: Because no-one could tell which witch was which.

Q: Why did Frankenstein go to the Mall?
A: Because he heard there was a MONSTER SALE.

Q: What do ghosts like to serve for desert?
A: I scream!

Q: Why didn’t the vampire have any close friends?
A: Because he was a pain in the neck!

Q: Where do vampires keep their savings?

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

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