Q:
What school subject is a favorite for witches?
A:
SPELLING!
Q:
What did the skeleton order in the restaurant?
A:
Spare Ribs.
Q:
Why do vampires go to caves?
A:
Oh, just to hang out.
Q:
Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A:
His ghoul friend,
Q:
Why didn’t angry witch like to ride her broom?
A:
She was afraid she might FLY OFF THE HANDLE.
Q:
What kind of monsters have two heads?
A:
Two headed monsters.
Q:
What kind of street did the zombie live on?
A:
A dead end.
Q:
What is a ghost’s favorite desert?
A:
Boo-berry pie?
Q:
Why did the policeman five the ghost a ticket?
A:
He didn’t have a haunting licence.
Q:
What do witches put on their hair?
A:
Scare spray.
Q:
Why was the mummy so tense?
A:
He was all WOUND UP.
Q:
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A:
He had not body to go with…
Q:
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A:
Because you can see right through them.
Q:Why
did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
A:
Because it was a stake sandwich.
Q:
Why do ghosts make good cheer leaders?
A:
Because they have a lot of spirit.
Q:
Why didn’t the scarecrow eat his desert?
A:
He was already stuffed.
Q:
Where do mummies like to go for a swim?
A:
The dead sea.
Q:
Why did the twin witches always confuse people?
A:
Because no-one could tell which witch was which.
Q:
Why did Frankenstein go to the Mall?
A:
Because he heard there was a MONSTER SALE.
Q:
What do ghosts like to serve for desert?
A:
I scream!
Q:
Why didn’t the vampire have any close friends?
A:
Because he was a pain in the neck!
Q:
Where do vampires keep their savings?
A:
In a BLOOD BANK!
Q:
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A:
A SAND-WITCH.
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